Technobabble never hurt anyone

At least, I don’t think so …

I’m seeing the two extremes of Technobabble tonight, first up was Wall-E and now it’s Star Trek – Deep Space Nine. It’s been ages since I watched DS9 and I figured I’d give it another go. Same with Voyager, I’ve been watching that again too.

I seem to remember DS9 improving in the later series but they’re really submerging under the technobabble rubbish that really doesn’t make sense … Things like needing someone to tap a button to turn on containment fields after a hole got punched in the hull of the station. Come On People ! That kind of thing would be under automatic control … Plus if a hole in a corridor made a big gust in a command centre that should be behind a heap of closed doors, then I’m sorry that’s just asking for the old cliche “Were they born in a barn ?”

Muahaha – I guess I’ve been spoiled by higher class sci-fi like Heinlein, Banks, Weber, Clarke, Asimov and Niven. (And a few more on top of those too) However, DS9 does have the gorgeous creature that is Terry Farrell and then the too cute for words Nicole de Boer in the final season.

On the other end of the technobabble scale is Wall-E. This is the latest Pixar film, from a studio that has the gift of producing what really are kids films but can be enjoyed to the full by adults. It makes their films special. Things like the robot Eve floating around, without them needing to explain how. Different types of robots that behave as programmed machines but animated with a definite personality all their own. There’s a certain bit of magic to how they put it all on screen.

I almost said this with Hancock but I’ll definitely say it for Wall-E :

This is a Must See Movie !

PS It’s too darn hot now – hopefully that’s the sign of a good thunderstorm soon 🙂 And the person in the meeting room today who turned the air conditioning OFF needs a visit from the Huggy Jacket Men.
PS2 I miss doing Thursday Thirteens … I need a good idea for a theme to run a 13 on 😉

Parking Obsession

The place where I work has two car parks to serve the site, I park in the smaller one of the two (usually). There’s a couple of rows in there reserved for Greenie people who come to work with an extra body in the passenger seat, the rest is fair game. The 2+ ones are of course the closest ones to the offices.

There’s another rule that says these 2+ spots become fair game after 9.30am, when most of the people who are tied to taking kiddies to school have completed their business.

Now because there’s not quite enough room in the car park for everyone, the gate people have usually put up a sign by 9am telling us to go to the car park at the other end of the site. That’s like, Shrug, No Big Deal, More much needed Exercise for me. Sometimes (think rainyday) the car park full sign is up by 8.45am … Much too early for a late worm like me.

With those rules, you’d think that people turning up around 9.10am and seeing the sign would turn their cars around and head to the other car park ? Well, you would wouldn’t you ? Nah … 9.15am when I appeared this morning (Flexitime is great !), there were 4 cars quite happily queuing up, itching to get those 2+ spots when they became fair game …

Seems nuts to me … Even with a longer walk across site (good for you that), I was probably at my desk minutes before they even got past the gate ! Plus I’m not that good at sitting still, after about 2 minutes waiting I’d have climbed through the windows, after wishing I had a sunroof I could climb out of.

I definitely don’t understand the Mob sometimes, or is it just that I like to crack on with stuff when others would like to sit and wait doing nothing. The 2+ idea is a decent one, as it encourages people to be a bit more economical with their parking. Not to mention it being great if you were taking a passenger in anyway … But I don’t get much advantage from that preferential treatment now because I’m no longer living with someone who works on site. (Sometimes CK gets a lift, which gets me in 2+, but our getting up times aren’t in sync lately …)

(the crazyparkqueuers probably kept their engines running too for that 15 minute wait to get 100 yards closer to their desk …)

“wall of text” – love that

I adore Will Smi…

“wall of text” – love that

I adore Will Smith, have since he as a baby rapper and now – well he often visits a fantasy or two.

I have bouts with depression as well, rarely manic – usually level and then the sadness sets in. Hormones baby! they suck when they let ya down.

I doubt that I would ever use ‘ordinary’ to describe you.

Oh we have an Airport Express and quite love it. …

Oh we have an Airport Express and quite love it. It works well for us re:music and its great not having to have the printer all hooked up when wanting to print stuff…

I’m here via Michele today so hello from her and hello from me!!

Ah look !

One thing I’ve noticed about cricketers over the last few years when they’re doing interviews is their habit of saying “Look” or “Ah look” before they answer the question they’ve been asked …

I’m scratching my head as to why they do that, I’d usually use “look” in that context only if I thought I was being got at by the interviewer, which is almost always not the case in the ones I’ve watched. And Michael Atherton in particular is outstanding for pulling out the cheeky question that
most other interviewers wouldn’t have the courage to ask 🙂

Another case for the “Ah Look” is Hancock – went to see this one yesterday and it’s as spectacular as you’d wish for in a Summer Blockbuster. It’ll make a lot of cash this one, in both cinema (probably best there for the scale) and on dvd. It scores through consistency with itself, it makes as much sense as sci-fi usually does and there’s a massive plot twist half way through that turns this from run of the mill into something really rather special.

Well recommended, this could well be the pick of the summer blockbusters. It definitely hits the mark better than Prince Caspian and it’s more serious than Kung-fu Panda.

What else have I been up to ? Monday and Tuesday were testing days, which involve representatives from my place watching the subcontractors assure themselves that the multi-million pound piece of software is a) working and b) working as expected. It’s a very complex beastie the thing under testing this week, there’s at least 50 discrete pieces of computer hardware that all have to talk to each other and get along without something going bang that shouldn’t be going bang.

That’s the real trick in my particular line of work, making sure all the different systems made by a collection of subcontractors all play nice with each other without throwing the toys out of the pram. I don’t have personal experience with autism but it’s probably a fair comparison – computers can only work by the rules that they are programmed with, which includes their ability to communicate. If the message is slightly garbled, they can’t even use human experience or our wider set of rules to decipher the message. They’ll either bin the bad message (good) or complain bitterly and give you the Blue Screen of Death that most Windows users will know all too well.

It’s a challenge and we’ve got a good bunch of people working on it 🙂 Plus being disconnected from the usual blogs and forums in the hotel room allowed me to finally finish Chasm City by Alastair Reynolds. It’s not a terrible book but on numerous occasions, I lost the ability to visualise precisely what was going on. It wraps itself up fairly nicely at the end but I couldn’t avoid feeling that it was a rather contrived finish. I’ve got plenty of other books in the collection to read before buying more Alastair Reynolds. It’s currently Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein, this one is a definite Must Read. Just put all thoughts of the Paul Verhoeven film out of your head, there isn’t actually that much alien shooting in this one, the strength of the book is its discussion on ethics and morals.

The rest of the week was a bit of a blur unfortunately. I suffer from a mild form of manic-depression. The manic times are great, although I have to put the watchkeeper on to help me avoid upsetting people by going too far on windups. On Tuesday though, just about when I started driving the depression kicked in, which is definitely a Bad Thing when you’re about to do a 2.5 hour motorway trip ! I managed to resist the Evil Voice inside me that was telling me to sideswipe the tailgaters as they overtook.

I’ve dealt with my depressive cycles for a good few years now, when they happen I feel worthless, slow, past-it and just plain ordinary. That last one “ordinary” is the most crippling, as I don’t have the looks or the physique to get ahead through that route, I have to depend on my ability to think rapidly and out of the box to shine. When the depression hits, I have too much of my mental run-time thinking about rubbish and not enough left for useful thoughts. I get to feeling useless and my patience and understanding can suffer to the point where other people feel the edge of my depression due to me getting waspish.

It isn’t bad enough for me to need pills to balance it, the cycle will usually end thanks to an external trigger or stimulus. Like seeing Miss L in the queue for the coffee machine 🙂 She’s a very special person is Miss L, although she probably doesn’t think that herself. I missed having a natter with her by about 10 seconds, she’d disappeared into the lift about that long before I got there. Mrs C is also a great help, she’s got enough experience to be One Of The Boys and at the same time be a very Girlie-Girl. Having a “Hello Pete” from Mrs C as she walks past the desk really brightens the day 🙂

Hmm – Wall Of Text probably gives a big clue as to how interesting the cricket is this morning !

I need to figure out why my laptop speakers are so…

I need to figure out why my laptop speakers are sometimes EXCELLENT and sometime you can barely hear anything. I might consider upgrading them. Your post inspired me to come to these decisions. 🙂