A blog in Haiku

Something different
Today a blog of haiku
To drive you insane

It will not suspend
Until your brain does explode
But read on yes please.

I thought of poems
But lacked the inspiration
Alas my mind, blank.

Chinese food all gone
Excellent dinner for me
Stray cats still around

Now watching Shadows
Film of Ninety Four. It has,
Neelix in disguise.

I had better stop,
Film is warming up. Readers,
Pain ends soon, promise.

Wednesday is pizza,
And a film to follow it,
Crazie company.

Thursday is special,
Hordes of Valentines chasing,
In my dreams, oh yes.

Friday will be sad,
Two people leave, moving on,
See again maybe ?

Brain whimpers in pain,
Too much Haiku done today.
See you tomorrow.

Sport stress

Picking up on something I put on Michele’s not too long ago :
“Had nervous breakdown watching Italy vs England rugby”
Why do we do that ? We can’t change the result so why do we get stressed over something we can’t change ? Sure, if we’re in the crowd we can cheer on our team but the players aren’t going to hear us when we’re shouting at the telly.

So why do we get so worked up about it when we’re watching at home ? Maybe it’s because we figure we could do better than the professionals. That’s the most likely root cause. Especially when rebellion against the state (the other traditional rallying to a cause) doesn’t really achieve that much any more.

There’s a few times, many years ago, where I have seriously thought “Can I do better ?” And a couple of times where I’ve thought : “Yes I can” and not out of arrogance too. Think of a combination of how badly England have played in the cricket and a person who came in to the men’s team at the halfway point in the season and proceeded to break the team record for the number of wickets taken in a year. Yep – that was me at 16. It had a cost though, I had to slow down during the last few games due to hurting my back. The back injury is still with me 17 years later. (It comes and goes with maintenance and it’s mostly ignorable)

The really frustrating thing for me is that with my Big Plan for getting into the England team, I’d had two things blocking me along the way :
1 – no scouting by the Lincolnshire county people. There were a few players of my age in the team (better players than me) who could have gone on to bigger things but my team never, ever got looked at by the county staff. It’s probably no coincidence that Lincs have never approached getting out of the Minor Counties like Durham have successfully done.
2 – Beer Monster Mentality at uni. I was the most successful bowler in the nets trial in my first year (only one on the day to get someone out bowled) but never got picked. I reckon there was a connection between me not getting picked and me not socialising with the team selection people. Curious that the fella I bowled out a couple of times in the trial did actually get picked for the team as a batsman, same bloke loved hitting the bar.

As it turns out, I wouldn’t have been a help to the England team, even if a few miracles had happened :
Miracle 1 – my bowling speeds up 20mph
Miracle 2 – I grow in height by a foot (I’m 5 foot 8, which is ok but you need to be 6 foot really as a seam bowler to get bounce)
Miracle 3 – my body holds together !

No – 2 years after that trial which effectively ended any chance I had to progress to higher levels in cricket, I suffered a career ending shoulder injury which I’ll talk about another time. It’s that “Wake Up Call Number 1”. I’d like to think I could have done well but when the experience talks instead of the youthful “I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD !!!!!!“, the 3 Miracles above confirm that I’m better off playing at the Non-Serious Fun level instead of the semi-pro level. Cos even though I had a few nasty weapons with my bowling, my lack of pace means I’d have been taken apart without mercy.

I can bat too but my batting is the “useful” and “solid” type, definitely not the spectacular that a semi-pro would look for in an allrounder. Cricket’s fun but I think I’d have got bored years ago. I like the mental challenges and variation that come with the job I do, I’d miss that if I was running around a field for a living. Bit like I get bored with doing the same thing over and over again in Warcraft.

Back to the original point before I went all cynical 🙂 Shouting at the telly when your team plays rubbish does make you feel better sometimes 🙂

PS It wasn’t really a nervous breakdown. It ended up being far too close a finish than it should have been but rugby isn’t a game that lasts long enough to make you really nervous … No, it has to be England cricket for that.

Blogroll changes – Mercs off the list

I’ve made a few changes to the Blogroll, normally I wouldn’t mention it but I’m making an exception in this case …

My Warcraft guild’s website is now off the list and I thought I’d better say why. You should be able to vouch for all the sites you put in a blogroll but because of security holes in the Mercs site, there’s a very high chance that there will be something naughty in the General Chit Chat area. Too many spammers have the address and we have to delete probably at least 10 spam messages a day. Most of the spam is porn spam too. I usually delete it fairly quickly, if there’s an “Iceangel” in the recent visitors list, that means I’m on the lookout. I gotta sleep occasionally though and it looks like the other moderators on the site don’t bother deleting the spam.

So I’ve taken the link off the blogroll due to concerns over the content. We are testing a phpbb3 upgrade to the site but due to configuration trouble, we can’t deploy it. The configuration trouble causes what we call “White Screen Of Death”, where posts get rejected out of random. We can get around that on the phpbb2 version but not on the phpbb3. So we can’t deploy phpbb3 with its security enhancements.

PS Also looks like my internet is knackered … Will have to give Virgin Media a snotty phonecall in the not too distant future.

Lol – that showed how much the Crazies cared. They…

Lol – that showed how much the Crazies cared. They were very happy to keep an eye on me, plus they knew that light mickey taking would cheer me up.

And it did too – I needed a lot of support around the nose break time.

You should have seen how quickly I could make the boss’s secretary run after leaning over the desk with Vampire Eyes !

[chuckle] Something else that’s driving me away fr…

[chuckle] Something else that’s driving me away from the multiplayer stuff is my internet connection – it’s not exactly reliable ..

I should really be getting back to books – I don’t have nearly a big a book queue as my neighbour (CK) but I should still really make a dent in it.

Wake up call number 2

I’ve not written Wake up call number 1 yet – I’m saving that for the future :-). This one is number two cos it was potentially the most serious of my two major life changing events. In the end, I got away with it due to sheer luck.

The scene – late summer day and we’re playing cricket as our office vs our contractor. It wasn’t going too well because our bowling had been thumped around a bit and we had a huge total to chase with not too much batting to do it with. That put a lot of pressure on me, as I was the most experienced batter on our side and I’d dropped a couple of catches behind the stumps earlier on. I held a really difficult one but missed a couple of simple ones.

So what happened to prompt the life changing event ? The bowler runs in and gives me a ball I think I can do something with. So one of my riskier shots comes out of the bag. It’s a bad shot to play because I don’t think I’ve ever got anything out of it (technical term – a wipe across the line) and that proved true today. I got a top edge and the ricochet sent the ball on a direct line to my head. At pace.

The ball caught me on the only piece of protective gear I was wearing on my head that day, my glasses. This is where I get the luck I didn’t deserve, my glasses held out and spread the blow around my eye instead of the ball contacting on my eye socket. If I’d been wearing contacts, I may have ended up with a fractured skull or worse instead of the collateral damage of a smashed nose. The ghoulish thing here is that my head technique had been perfect, I’d watched the ball all the way as they teach you to.

Anyway, ball hits me and I put my hand up to my face and feel blood (and a nose that’s a little deranged). I go down, because (hell – this is my logic at the time !) I don’t want to make a bloody mess on the wicket and I know there will be a heap of people running over to help out. And they do help out, the mopping rags came out and we did all we could to stop the bleeding. Think of a bad nosebleed and you’ll get the picture.

I then get taken off to hospital and get seen to relatively quickly in A&E due to mine being a head injury. I’m glad they first took the little fella who came in after me, he also had a head injury and didn’t look too well. There was no way I was going to be able to get back to the game and it would have been highly dangerous for me to bat anyway as the shattering of my nose meant my glasses wouldn’t have been straight.

I had the next day off work but was able to pick the car (and some of my kit) up from the ground thanks to El Diablo from work giving me a lift. The nose got on the way to being fixed about a month later when I went in to get it straightened. The fortnight after was great fun, as I was able to chase some of the more squeamish people around and scare them with Vampire Bloodshot Eyes.

Even though I can still remember most of what happened on the night, there were a few consequences. My memory over that time and the next couple of months is patchy. I could remember doing things and later finding out that I didn’t. And the opposite, I did a few tasks and a week later I did them again because I had no memory of doing them.

Head injuries and amnesia are funny things – if someone you know has received a head injury, keep an eye on them (without them thinking you’re mothering them !). They may have things going on inside their head that they aren’t aware of, plus a Concussion (not really dangerous) can turn into a Compression quickly, which is a lot more dangerous. Lol – I still remember some of the first aid training I did many years ago.

This wake up call was a very useful one. I’d had a near miss at the start of that season in the nets, when the exact same shot ended up with a ricochet off my shoulder. Next year, I played the same shot and the ricochet hit me on the temple in front of my right ear. This would have been a lot worse, I’d probably have been knocked out. However, I was wearing a helmet and it went TING! off the grill. I felt really ill for the rest of that game and nearly threw up in the dressing room afterwards. I stayed out there though and anchored our innings until we won the game. I only got 26 out of about 130 but I was quite happily rotating the strike around and watching the bloke at the other end hit it to all parts. It didn’t help seeing the opposition’s wicket keeper stumble off with smashed fingers (not seen that before!) after an awkward take from the same bowler as hit me on the head. After one glance, I literally couldn’t look at that fella’s hand.

In the end, the only consequence is a nose that’s only slightly harder to breathe through, plus the broken bits itch occasionally. I think I’m free from the amnesia. I definitely got away with it this time and the Wake Up Call warning got me buying a helmet which allowed me to avoid a potentially far more serious injury during the next season.

This huge long post brought to you by a person trying to avoid watching the Aus vs India game, which has had an incredibly tense finish. Italy and England are in the rugby later, hopefully England will do the job this time and not throw the game as badly as last week against the Welsh.

PS I won an award at the annual Xmas dinner due to this event. It was the award for “Unnecessary Surgery”. A token gesture but offered in the spirit of genuine concern and relief that a potentially serious injury turned out ok. The contractor doesn’t see me too much and this really brought home how worried they’d been about me. It’s really nice to know that there’s people around who get that concerned over your well being.