Year: 2014

It was a fun film. Rather better than I expected.

Craziemob’s off to see Godzilla today.

Personally, I don’t have that many expectations for it. Except perhaps for a bit of brainless scifi monster movie action. I had similar expectations for Pacific Rim and thought that was pretty awesome.

Godzilla’s been a monster movie staple for decades. He’s the mutated superbeast lizard with fiery breath that beats some of my colleagues after they’ve had chilis and curries.

As an aside – one of the unfortunately funny times in Warcraft was when I had my character eating the Dragonbreath Chilis. Normally you use food in WoW to get more health, to hit harder, to generally boost the character. But there are fun ones … Some turn you into pirates, some into ninjas, some into skeletons. And then there’s the Dragonbreath Chili. It’s from a day gone age of WoW, right back into the original game. What’s it do ? If you get hit, there’s a chance of a belch. OF FIRE !

How cool is that ?

Bashara the warrior turns into Bashara the Godzilla Tank.

Did the tactic work in game ? Yes. And no. It was a little too good. I used it for an encounter where you get a ridiculous amount of enemies appear and you break the 40 into teams to manage them and stop them hitting the boss who is under your control at this point. My job was to get as many mobs as I could get to have their attention on me. The chilis were great for that, as the fire breath would grab extra enemies. No ? Because it grabbed the ones we didn’t want on me.

Oh well. It did have the side effect of making half the raid go “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT !” Always something worth doing.

But that aside. How about Godzilla ? What kind of challenges does a mutated descendant of a T-Rex face ?

Haha – But life isn’t always like that

How about keeping in shape ?

But at least they gave our ancestors motivation

But evolution has got around that by now surely ?

Awww come on. Someone give the poor wee fella a hug.

But they don’t have it all bad

Oh and with the right equipment, you too can be :

I’ll leave it there !

PS If you see one of your pictures here, leave a comment with the credit. I’ve raided them from Google Images lookingfor ones that don’t have a (C) on but … there’s all those naughty people who slice the “I did this” off the pic.

We’ve all been encouraged to vote today.

It’s the European elections, which we all tend to be a bit cynical about over here. GB is part of Europe, so we have this other elected body that makes European Union legislation. Do we trust it ? Hell no. A lot of the time, it seems like the laws made there are :

Crazy – as in batshit crazy nonsence
Nationally motivated – usually to advantage one country and disadvantage another
Not widely adopted – some countries pay lip service to the EU law, some like GB adopt everything

It seems sometimes like our law here is dominated by the law coming out of Brussels, the centre of the European Parliament. And it’s usually law that hurts GB citizens and lessens our quality of life.

However … and this is where you have to be very careful with politics : the opinion we have is formed by the media we watch. Our media outlets are incredibly biased. They have a vested interest in telling us what to think and how to think. They don’t have an interest in people thinking independently, it might mean their money and votes aren’t going the way they want.

The most valuable lesson I learned at school was in history. We had an amazing teacher who taught us to seek the meaning hidden behind the evidence. To seek out all the evidence, not just the stuff that’s handed to us on a plate. To always question how believable things are that we’re told.

And that is great to take through to work as well. We do a lot of negotiating with contractors and other people providing us services and we have to always ask : Are they telling us the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ? Often they’ll leave things out where it’s not to their advantage. Or they’ll just blatantly lie where things like cost are involved. Except it won’t be a lie, they’ll just be economical with the disclosure of what’s actually included.

So – politics.

The system here is somewhat bankrupt. It should be a mix of ideology and personality. The parties should have conflicting ideologies, with the electorate picking the most appropriate for the condition of the country at the time. Personality should have its way too, with MPs reflecting the interests of their constituents. However … the ideologies have merged and the personalities get swamped underneath a demand for them to conform to the ideology. There are currently no personalities I would consider worthy of my vote. (Except Boris Johnson, he’s amusing)

Who are the parties ? The major ones are :

Labour – who were born from socialism but who have gradually gone right over the years. They are however, still dominated by the unions (with a puppet in charge at the moment) and they usually wreck the country after they’ve been in for a while.
Conservative – who put the country back together again after Labour but they are a very elitist bunch and end up looking after the elitist interest at the expense of the common citizen. No pay rise for more years than I can count – yet they vote themselves in above inflation pay rises for themselves.

There’s not actually that much to choose between them now, as their ideologies are merging.

Liberal – who try to come up with different policies but what they come up with is either touched with insanity or totally unaffordable. They’d bankrupt the country faster and harder than Labour ever did. Plus they ditched all their promises on day 1 of the current coalition. They have no credibility any more.

UK Independence Party – this is a bunch of incredibly dangerous people. They have the protest vote at the moment. But I think they have that because of the “None Of The Above” factor. And because the media like them at the moment. If you look behind what the media concentrates on, you find some utterly crazy policies and representatives who are utterly corrupt or detached from reality.

There’s also the Green Party – who focus on the environmental aspects. They’re a bit too small to make a difference though.

It would be quite nice to have a “None Of The Above” box on the election forms. Spoiling the voting paper or abstaining doesn’t really achieve very much. Even though I have written off the 5 major parties here, I did vote earlier although as usual I’ll not say who I voted for.

Enough of the politics though. It’s a bankrupt system that’s lost its credibility due to a lack of personailities worth voting for. But it’s our system … and it mostly keeps the criminals off the streets and away from hassling us. It would be nice though for :

A universal remote control would be a good thing. Especially if could add a zero or two to the bank balance or get that Pretty Lady to turn her head and spot the grin or other good things.

I’m making one of those at the moment. It’s about the cricket.

I’ve talked about being able to run at Warp Speed a few times here. I’ve loved doing that ever since I figured out how (there’s a technique that separates it from mere jogging) and there was a certain satisfaction to usually being the fastest runner in the team. Over short distances at least. I’d run out of batteries after that and the huffing, puffing and gasping for air would start.

(Actually – the huffing and puffing was due to hay fever pills that were having the opposite effect !)

Yeah – I liked having that feeling of wind rushing through my ears with sheer speed and cricket gave me the space to let me indulge that fully. And I could indulge my sense of inner amusement too by acting scary (yes – really!) fielding quote close in. And on my day, I was pretty good at it.

My other cricket strengths were bowling, where (on my day again because it depended on conditions) I could be a pretty dangerous medium pace bowler. I could make the ball move literally feet sideways through the air on its way down to the batsman. I could also bat reasonably well although usually ran out of batteries (and strength in the arms) before getting the big scores.

But recently ?

Cricket last year saw me play 3 games before my knees were too torn up to play. The first two were horrible. It was cold, damp and even in almost new spiked boots, I could barely get enough footing to stand up, let alone use Warp Speed. It’s like the grass reaches up and tries to either grab your foot or tries to slap it out from underneath you. One of the 3 dropped catches was due to my feet slipping out from underneath me when I tried to plant myself for the catch.

Embarassing huh ?

The third game was pretty good. Lots of sun and a very well prepared Tormarton ground. But it’s bad not running the ball down with that speed because you know that when you get there, you can’t throw it due to damage to the shoulder. It wasn’t all bad, I still had enough to do crazy things on the infield, like field balls standing on my head (it happened) and save lots of runs by looking scary and pro enough to make them just decide not to take me on.

All bluff of course 😉 Although I did earn my team the occasional valued wicket by making run outs happen and I did genuinely make people think twice about taking me on.

The decision ?

Even with the skin problems, I’m getting far more broken now as I approach 40. It’s not nice to admit that or even acknowledge problems that include that shoulder (good for half a good throw a game) but also a back that’s got painful all over now and muscles that really hate me now. Actually, I think that muscle thing is a side effect of the skin, all the moisture is going towards making the skin better leaving not enough to keep the muscles happy.

I should really have ditched the cricket maybe last year, with that shoulder being so poor (I have 95% movement but power throws and bowling are bad) and a general slow down in reactions. But a big reason was that it was becoming a bit of a chore, instead of the fun that it should be.

And that’s the real turning point for any decision. It doesn’t just apply to the cricket :

I know someone who’s given up reenacting because the enjoyment wasn’t there any more;
The cricket suddenly became terribly hard work;
And things like gaming seeming like a second job (this killed WoW and World of Tanks for me)

If it’s supposed to be fun but isn’t ending up that way, that’s the universe telling you to find something else to do.

Like cat pictures ! (Cue blatant sledgehammer like change of subject)

I’m not giving up on the cricket 100%. I’m not ready at the moment :

Skin is genuinely improving but it’s still ridiculously easy to set back the healing;
General ouchies
Too heavy

But I am seeing one by one, the bad patches turn perfect again. I have hope that by the end of the season, I may be able to report for duty as emergency sub. I’m too broken to force other people out of the team but … I’m still better than the 11th person (11 to make a team) that wasn’t there at all. And there might be a little comic relief too.

I know I enjoy the games with the team I’d turn out for. They’re a good mob. (Not saying who cos that would say who I work for – which isn’t going here !)

I may need a new hobby though to replace the cricket. Gaming isn’t as much fun for me now, mostly because my brain is frazzled after work and I don’t want to subject it to gaming. So how about :

Muahaha.
And driving people crazy with my habit of doing :

🙂

Liked the Blog cartoon.

My head’s been taunting me lately with regards putting stuff on here. I’ve been having the thoughts that frame a Wall Of Text post when I’m :

Trying to get to sleep
Halfway through reviewing a document
Waiting for the bus

With sleep, it puts my brain into a state that’s not conducive to sleep (although some of my posts ? lol!)
When working, it’s a distraction and probably shows that I need one of those task breaks to keep my brain fresh. There’s a reason why lessons at school tended to be about 45 minutes, it’s about as much time you can concentrate for.
And when I’m waiting for the bus, that’s about the longest I’ll be away from my home keyboards.

But when it comes time to put the thoughts into Wall Of Text ? Are there any left in any rational order ? Hell no ! Well, that’s not quite right. There’s a couple of themes in my head right now that I could write stuff on. But not tonight … cricket’s on and the half time break is about to finish.

Instead ? Pictures !
(and a very big thank you to all who I’ve borrowed pics from – there are far more and they all give me much needed chuckles)

Star Wars is coming back. And there’s a South Park link :

I should wear my hoodie more and the red shirts less. Wait … wrong scifi universe !

I don’t tend to get the gramma wrong, except when it’s intentionally aiming for a simulated type of speech. But I know I miss the occasional word out here and there. That’s either a sign of rattled marbles from two cricket ball incidents or … I’m thinking faster than my fingers can cope with.

I think I have a reputation for being indestructible. I try not to let my skin illness or my muscle/skeletal issues show to the outside. Same with my self doubt. We’ve had various people over the years who have really tested that strength by being obnoxious and quite scientific bullies. I’ve outlasted them all. But not many people knew that I was struggling.

Over to you – if you are being so strong that no one thinks you have a problem, yet you really need to talk to people about the Deep Stuff, pick a friend. You’ll have an army of them out there who will be over the moon to help.

Or there’s coffee. Actually – I posted that a bit comically but … the best opportunity to talk about stuff at work is over a coffee in the canteen, it’s a public place but it’s far more private than an open plan office. And if any of the work people are reading, I may not always be available but I will ALWAYS make time for you if you ask. Or any of the online people – I’ll just be afk a minute in the kitchen getting me coffee.

One of the incoming themes is age … I think the cricket playing is pretty much done for me now. But. (I’ll talk more about that in the post I make about it).

I wasn’t actually glued to the pooter as a teenager. That’ll surprise people ! I’d be out in the back garden in my cricket kit, throwing a tennis ball against the wall and whacking it when it came back. Or I’d be grinding the repeatability into the bowling action. I think that’s what really set up the natural fitness that I abuse now.

But if I do play again, I need to get that weight down again. Just a little. I don’t think I look particularly chubby but I know how much ballast I’m hiding under the t-shirt.

And my “THIS POST IS WAY TOO LONG” alert is binging away. I have lots more pictures too that I want to post ! Oh well. They’ll wait for another day. But there’s room for just one more :

You’re great people. All of you. And on that note – as one of my favourite Youtuber’s likes to close : “Goodbye – You’re in my hearts, goodbye, bye, by-click” (her version is way more adorable than mine).

This post brought to you in that grand tradition of seeing something that someone else has done and thinking : “Hey ! That gives me an idea !”

Desert Island stuff is usually all about the music. I bet you know what would keep me happy : a steady diet of Cardigans, All About Eve, Bat For Lashes, Alisha’s Attic, Garbage and Kate Bush plus a few more thrown in for variation.

But how about the games to keep the mind busy ? Here’s a few of mine :

(And I’m curious about how many I share with the lady who gave me the idea. Here’s a link to the vlog that mentions the site, here’s a link to her list)

First and always the fallback game : Master Of Orion 2. It’s from 1994 but stands that test of time. It’s a turn based strategy that shares a lot with Civilisation, except it’s set in space and you design your own space ships. Available on GoG.com and it’ll run on anything.

Mass Effect – the whole thing. It’s an epic sci fi series set about 170 years from now. You are Commander Shepard (best voiced as Femshep by the wonderful Jennifer Hale) and you an elite special forces marine bombing around the galaxy in the Normandy. It’s played mostly as a first person shooter but has very strong story elements that make it a compelling game. I’ve just started another play through of the third game.

Talking story first person games … Deus Ex Human Revolution is a game I’ve completed a bunch of times, have all the achievements on Steam and have apparently sunk 208 hours into. It’s worth it. It’s a bit tunnelly when it gets to the action parts but manages to hide that pretty well. The gameplay doesn’t have everything … but everything it does it does incredibly well. It’s on sale on Steam right now and if you haven’t tried it, you’re definitely missing out.

(DO NOT BUY DEUS EX THE FALL! It’s so bad they may start paying people to play it)

Something different ? Another genre I’m liking more is Tower Defence and my current favourite is Defense Grid : The Awakening. I’ve sunk 116 hours into that … This genre has you setting up your maze and then watching the monsters try and get through. You can mostly watch it do its own thing and intervene as required. It can get frantic but can be a chilled out way to absorb a couple of hours.

And thinking of games where you sit back and watch it happen, Banished is a recent cult hit. You have a small number of people who have been banished to a valley with no exits (how did they get in ?). The challenge is to survive in that medieval world. There are no threats from the outside (except natural disasters) but it’s a brutally hard game. I feel real bad when my people die off because I didn’t assign enough people to getting food.

I’d go back to the Dungeons and Dragons games. These range from the party based Baldur’s Gate games to the solo based Neverwinter Nights (the old one with Aribeth). I dunno how many times I completed Neverwinter Nights. It benefits from the range of classes that exist in the Dungeons and Dragons system and a game engine that lets you get through the encounters differently according to class. Highly recommended, also available on GoG.com. I actually need to do a full and proper run through Baldur’s Gate as that’s a game I’ve never finished.

Faster Than Light. Oh my. This game is incredible. The premise is that your Federation has lost cataclysmically against the Rebels and you have to take your starship on a race through 7 sectors to get crucial information to your remaining base. On the way, you upgrade your ship and fight through encounters. This game is also brutal. But a lot of fun. You get a genuine sense of earning the win.

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic are games I’d add here too. They have that Bioware story thing going for them, plus the translate the D20 Star Wars role playing system into a game pretty well.

Talking of translating a pen and paper system well, how come I haven’t done the Dragonfall campaign in Shadowrun Returns yet ? I see my weekend activities planned out …

Any more ? I put a good few hours into the original Settlers and even more into Civ. For Civ, Moo2 is my favourite equivalent now. But I’ll also play games of Settlers IV. I know what I’m doing there, I have my build order, it’s pretty good, it lets me turn the brain off, relax and be absorbed. Which lets me chill out. I’d take along the original X-Com Enemy Unknown too (the DOS based one)

KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM ! Mad Rocket Scientist Must Have.

That’s it for the games I know lots about but there are a few more I’d take :

Dishonoured – started this, got distracted away. I hear that within its different setting, it’s better than DXHR at what it does. Must try it more.
Final Fantasy VII – another one I collected meaning to play it. A truly legendary game …
Don’t Starve – a survival game I bought but am yet to try out.

But what would I avoid like the plague ?

Anything sport based. Yep. I’m a nut for things like cricket in particular but sports games tend to be incomplete or incredibly frustrating. They’ll throw you random stuff that drives you nuts. Or they’ll get mind numbingly boring. Yep. Keep the sports games away.

Multiplayer repetitive games. Things like Worms are ok, it’s all about doing crazy chilled out stuff with your mates. But games like Battlefield, Counterstrike, nah. The gameplay of the Online FPS tends to be anti-chill out and anti-social. I don’t find that fun.

I did find World Of Tanks fun (considering trying that again) but that also got very grindy. Good for short doses ?

How could I forget this one ? Last one for this post – OpenTTD. It’s a modern free version of an old classic called Transport Tycoon Deluxe and is another chilled out builder game.

Oh I’d also like an infallible method of getting to Youtube videos, cos I’m enjoying watching gameplay videos more than I am enjoying gaming. The commentary definitely makes them compelling.

PS This is hopefully also me distracting away from feeling truly awful. Had a great night last night but ended up feeling incredibly shredded, which got worse overnight (another no sleep night). Survived through work today and looking forward to chilling out over the weekend. Feeling a bit better now, I must be remembering a hug !

Ok, so I’ve done some fairly painful music posts lately. At least that’s what I think of them ! The A to Z’s have been pretty long, they’ve not had many links in and even with the length, I’ve had to squish them.

I think I’ll keep doing them though. Started so I’ll finish and all that. One question was “how come it’s A to Z of album titles ?” There’s two good reasons for that :

It jumbles up the artists, the other way would be to sort on artist name but then I’d not get the variation that comes with swapping between artists.
Albums with lots of different artists … Sorting by albums helps to keep track of those.

But I thought – maybe a top ten (erm – looks at post in before-publish-read – OOPS !) of my favourites so far ? A chance to get back to my favourite type of music posts, where I share the music I absolutely adore. Here we go :

The catalyst for this post – it’s Alison of Goldfrapp’s birthday today ! I’ve already said happy birthday on Twitter and a thank you for the picture that got their track Clowns running round my head this morning. But … I prefer Road To Somewhere. We’re all on that road, may your destination bring you joy. Could it be the Road To Mandalay ?

Alisha’s Attic – The Incidentals. If I ever find someone so desperate that she’d consent to be my wife, there’s a few songs I’d like played at the wedding. This is one of them. And this is another ! You Make It Easy by Air.

The Cardigans and Nina Persson have done so many amazing pieces of music, lots of which I’ve linked. Here’s Algebra from the A Camp album.

I’ve got a few notable Scandinavian singers in that library, there’s the Abba who we all know. Plus Lene Marlin from Norway with songs like You Could Have and Lisa Miskovsky with a few amazing songs on Falling Water, including Midnight Sun (bit bland but a voice I could listen to all day).

My dear friend Craziequeen introduced me to Mindy Gledhill, who I Do Adore. And that big smile at the end drew out an answering chuckle.

The earliest group I became besotted with was All About Eve and their centrepiece Julianne Regan keeps us updated with what she’s up to on Facebook. They made so many songs that I could call favourite but I think Shelter From The Rain is most appropriate. We’re having what you could call “mixed” weather. Sunshine, then showers … heavy showers ! Usually as I’m looking to run for the bus …

And just as I was about to find Shelter From The Rain, Tracy Chapman pops up on the iTunes pseudoshuffle with For You. Wow. Kate Bush was another of my favourites from that age, that voice makes you go Wow.

I’ve been quite taken with Natasha Khan’s Bat For Lashes too. I’ve linked Laura a few times now but my favourite is the beautiful Moon And Moon.

Before you think it’s all female vocalists, there are blokes in my favourites too. Namely Dire Straits with tracks like Romeo and Juliet, so much interplay between guitar, keyboard and voice. And Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here tribute to Syd Barrett.

I like the unusual too and the Gorillaz are definitely unusual. Here’s Empire Ants from Plastic Beach, it starts slow and … explodes midway through.

And keeping with the unusual, I’m keeping my eye on Hannah Peel and that music box although I’d kinda like someone to not Don’t Kiss The Broken One :-), even if I am that Shy Boy (Katie Melua).

Oh my, I’m nearly listing my whole library again. Someone stop me ! Oh – that’ll be the Police knocking on the door cos of the loud music. Better put something on for them : Every Breath You Take.

And before I do list that whole library, there are exceptions. But not Paramore. They may have come to the attention through Twilight but they’ve done so much more since then. Here’s The Only Exception. And as I listen to that, I realise I can’t leave Tea and Toast (Lucy Spraggan) off this list.

Last one – honest. Wednesday tomorrow ! Obligatory Tori Amos track link 😉

Yeah – 7 is still pretty good but I wonder how long it will last before Microsoft find some way to break it.

I had to move from XP (which I really liked) to Win 7 which I don't have any problems with.

Totally agree on Win 8. HORRIBLE bit of software OS!