Another meme today, while I watch Red Sonja for probably the eighth time 🙂 This one’s borrowed from Dawn the RetardedRugrat :
MOUTHOLOGY :
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice ?
Erm – what’s salad dressing ? 🙂
Q. What is your favourite fast food restaurant ?
KFC – because I can have reasonable confidence that the meat was actually chicken at some point.
Q. What is your favourite sit-down restaurant ?
The Carvery just down the road from where I live. Haven’t had a good excuse to go there for ages though.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant ?
On average, about 10% but it depends on how good the service was. Surly people will be very lucky to get tips, Smiling cheerful people get extra.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it ?
People might expect me to say pizza here but I’m actually going to say cheese sarnies for lunch 🙂 I like a bit of variation though on my dinners.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice ?
Ham & pineapple, Ham & mushroom, Ham & pepperoni, Ham & …
Q. What do you like to put on your toast ?
I like toast with my butter. Not had cheese on toast for ages …
TECHNOLOGY :
Q. What is the wallpaper on your computer ?
Lara Croft on apps desktop – yes, I’m ashamed but the picture I would like on there is buried on a hard disc that’s in an inactive machine at the moment … And it was a misclick that got the Lara Croft piccy on there – honest !
Q. How many televisions are in your house ?
Only the one and I’m waiting for it to break so I can have an excuse to upgrade to HD.
BIOLOGY :
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed ?
Right handed. I thought about trying to learn how to bowl left handed to get around the shoulder problem but I just can’t get my head around the whole body motion of bowling the wrong way.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body ?
Not that I know of … Apart from one of my teeth when it was falling apart.
Q. When was the last time you lost a cavity ?
Da tooth that was falling apart. Continuous pain made it a relief, I didn’t get any sleep the night before.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted ?
Really heavy item ? Probably my 28″ widescreen CRT telly from a few years ago when I got it. Lifted it out the box all on my own, which was a Really Stupid Thing to do 🙂
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious ?
I don’t think so. Not even when the cricket ball broke my nose, although I may have gone black for an instant there.
BULLSHITOLOGY :
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die ?
Not particularly, because I’d start second guessing myself about it. And I’ve figured that second guessing something tends to provoke it into happening anyway.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to ?
I contemplated using my second name (Robert) when I went to uni but didn’t carry it through because people would call “ROB!” and I wouldn’t have a clue who they meant.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you ?
Black, cos of the contrast with blond(ish) hair and pasty white skin 🙂
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake ?
Sooo glad (???!???!!) it was a fly and not a wasp or a bee.
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life ?
Not that I know of – never been put into that position. Although hopefully by acting daft I’ve helped people out of deep depression at times.
Q. Has someone ever saved your’s ?
No – never been in that position. The nose was bad but I didn’t need resuscitation.
DAREOLOGY :
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100 ?
No harm in it – easy money.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for £200,000 ?
I’m not that desperate for money …
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000 ?
Muahaha – I’d Facebook instead 🙂
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for £250,000 ?
Hell yeah – I’d even give the photographer back a couple of thousand to compensate him for the cameras that would shatter upon capturing me naked 🙂 Would that muscle pose be with gut sucked in or left out ? 🙂 🙂 🙂
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000 ?
No. That’s too close to sadomasochism and self-abuse for my tastes.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000 ?
This is a death penalty question … I have to say that I’m not against the death penalty. There are people out there who society should not be exposed to and there’s no way to integrate these people back into society. But it’s a very final judgement. What if the court is wrong ? Whichever way that goes, I would not want to be the person doing the deed.
DUMBOLOGY :
Q. What is in your left pocket ?
The hanky I use to clean my glasses. The biohazard hanky gets kept in my right pocket.
Q. Is Napolean Dynamite actually a good movie ?
Not seen it, have no intention of seeing it … Sounds like overhyped, which usually means Rubbish.
Q. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house ?
Short carpet in living room, wood floor in bedroom. I prefer the wood floor, the dust collects up in bunnies that are easily dealt with. Carpets are harder to look after.
Q. Do you sit or stand in the shower ?
I stand.
Q. Could you live with roommates ?
I used to – but I got sick of it after 6 years. Living on my own is fine but I would like to share a house with someone special again. However shared accommodation outside of a relationship is something I’ll be avoiding.
Q. How many pairs of flip flops do you own ?
I have work shoes, trainers, old shoes, shoes with spikes in but no flip flops.
Q. Last time you had a run in with the cops ?
I bounced my dad’s car off a copcar on Xmas Eve a few years ago … But we got it put down as their fault because he pulled out of a junction too close to me.
Q. What do you want to be when you grow up ?
An Astronaut ! It might be a little late for that now and my shoulder might keep me out of the programme.
Q. Who is number 1 on your top 8 ?
The family up norf.
LASTOLOGY :
Q. Last friend you talked to ?
The delightful IT Girl as part of figuring out some IT arrangements for a change that’s coming …
Q. Last person who called you ?
My boss, to tell me that he wouldn’t be in work yesterday. The actual answer is different – but I think the boss one is funnier 🙂
Q. Person you hugged ?
Craziequeen, far too long ago.
FAVOURITOLOGY :
Q. Number ?
The number 3, representing a Beginning, a Middle and an End.
Q. Season ?
Cricket season 🙂
CURRENTOLOGY :
Q. Missing someone ?
I miss having someone special around, to share everything with. Whether that be good times, bad times or just to be able to make laugh on the spur of the moment. I also miss the Eve group, because it was an excellent break in the routine to go hit the Wishing Well pub for an evening every once in a while to have an out of game natter.
Q. Mood ?
A little bored, there’s only so many times you can watch Red Sonja before you can play it in your mind’s eye while listening to it off the telly.
Q. Listening to ?
Red Sonja 🙂
Q. Watching ?
Red Sonja 🙂 Rise is also on the SkyPlus box with Stargate-Atlantis and a half dozen Star Trek DS9 episodes. Next dvd to watch is Return of the King.
Q. Worrying about ?
Whether I’ll get decent sleep tonight or if insomnia and a 2-3am sleeptime routine will continue when I don’t want it to.
RANDOMOLOGY :
Q. First place you went this morning ?
Bathroom …
Q. What can you not wait to do ?
There’s something happening with work next week, which should be good fun. I can’t say what it is though because people might get annoyed with me for all the wrong reasons.
Q. What’s the last movie you saw ?
Cinema – Babylon AD with Vin Diesel.
Telly – Red Sonja’s credits are rolling at the moment.
DVD – The Two Towers extended version. (Much better than the cinematic)
Q. Do you smile often ?
Oh yes 🙂 And I got a few smiles and a big grin out of The Blonde With No Name today.
Q. Are you a friendly person ?
Yes, although there is a demon in me that gets out when I’m angry or driving.
