I think we may have that too, although it's no…

I think we may have that too, although it's not given a name …

Every year, UK cars over 3 years old need to take the MoT (Ministry of Transport) Test, which checks all points for roadworthiness. Things like :

Brake condition, tyre condition
Body condition (rust)
Pipes & hoses & bulbs

All sorts – one relatively new thing is emissions … If the engine's not too healthy then it'll get picked up on that.

Different name, similar test 🙂 Bit more discreet though, we need insurance and a valid MoT to get our tax discs, which is a 2 inch thing posted in the windscreen.

Here in Ontario, they have something called DriveC…

Here in Ontario, they have something called DriveClean which ensures cars don’t spew more pollutants into the atmosphere than they absolutely must.

You’re obligated to have such a test every couple of years, and they’re nice enough to tie it to your plate registration – which is equally conveniently connected to your birthday.

So….on your birthday, you must pay for DriveClean, pray the car makes it through, then pay for your new plates. Happy b-day from your government…now pay up 🙂

(Thankfully, everything was perfect this year. The wondervan performed as new. Whew!)

Page turning – Orion

I’ve kinda hit a wall with the games lately, just not had the energy or the interest to play them too much. So what have I been getting up to instead ?


Hmm. Music and books. Lots of books. I’m currently re-reading some older books while the music is playing away in the background. I’ve been enjoying the cable TV box too 🙂 So what’s the 4 above ?

Ben Bova was a favourite author of mine a good few years ago now. Think teenage years. He’s written a few series, with the Mars and Orion (above) books probably being his best. Mars is good for its technical aspects, which have a slightly different take on things to what’s in Kim Stanley Robinson’s 2/3 excellent Mars series. There’s actually 5 books in the Orion series, although I give the Star Trek Nemesis treatment to one of them (it’s bad, if I ignore it then it didn’t happen).

Orion – These books are centred around the better-than-human protagonist, Orion. He’s inserted into several crucial nexuses (plural nexus? nexii ? I give up 🙂 in time, where human civilisation could have gone one way or the other. Orion has his Enemy, in the form of the dark, brooding borderline insane Ahriman. He’s put in various situations by Creators, who are the equivalent of gods, although that’s really on the level of how a Stone Age person would view a wielder of today’s high technology.

This first book has Orion meeting up with fusion power, the Mongols, Neolithic hunter gatherers and the emergence from the Ice Age. At each turn, he’s trying to thwart his enemy Ahriman, who is looking to either eliminate humanity or divert it into stagnation. If civilisation stagnates, then the breakthroughs required to bring about the Creators wouldn’t happen, which translates as “Everything’s gone horribly wrong”.

A central theme of all of the Orion books is time travel : As soon as time travel is developed, the people with that power must go back in time to ensure their own survival. And to protect their own race against competitors … Hence the first book, where Orion is trying to protect humans from the destructive intentions of Ahriman.

Vengeance of Orion – This one sees Orion washed up on the shores of Troy, as a thetes in the service of the Greeks who have the city under siege. It’s an interesting take on a few high profile events that took place around that time :

The Siege of Troy
The fall of Jericho
Internecine struggles in Egypt

It also places the siege of Troy at about the same time as the Hittite Empire disappeared into civil war, which places a band of Hittite Engineers under the command of our boy Orion. Said Hittite engineers devise a siege tower, which they use to get over the walls into Troy. It’s a decent interpretation of the Trojan Horse myth and is one of the few to make sense 🙂 I just can’t believe that intelligent people would be so daft as to wheel in a big Wooden Horse with soldiers hidden inside. However a siege tower mistaken for a horse does make sense.

Orion then legs it from Troy with the girl 🙂 Yep, he’s now on the run with Helen in tow. Next stop Jericho, which Orion’s boss (Apollo aka Ormazd aka Christian God) wants him to help out the Israelites who are knocking on Jericho’s door. The Biblical story with Jericho has it that the Israelites march around the city “making a joyous noise unto the Lord”, with that eventually bringing the walls down. Orion’s Hittite engineers are here again, with the Israelites’ noise covering the sound of them tunnelling to undermine the walls.

It’s simple interpretation of historical events, tying meanings to them that make far more sense than what’s in the various myths. Although Christians will get upset by the portrayal of their god in this one, let’s just say he’s a little bit insane.

Orion in the Dying Time – Here we have Orion hunting dinosaurs. This is probably the best of the Orion books, as it has Orion starting to emerge into being a major player in the pantheon. There’s another old favourite of mythology coming in here in the form of Set, a reptilian from the planet Shaydan which is orbiting the Sun’s companion star Sheol.

Everyone’s probably gone : Oooookay … there 🙂 But it makes sense and works out with a little bit of artistic license applied. Good story this one, although it suffers from Bova not being the best of authors. He comes up with decent stories and is always well worth a read but he’s not in the same league as Banks, Weber and Heinlein.

Orion and the Conqueror – Book 2 again but set in the time of Alexander the Great. I skip this one cos it’s almost a copy of the second book and reduces Orion back to a point where I’m embarassed to read it. So I ignore it.

Orion Among The Stars – Final book, absolutely no historical context in this one 🙂 Orion’s dropped on the planet Lunga with soldiers equipped with jump packs, laser guns and a liberal supply of nukes. And they’re fighting feline people who eat their prisoners (Kzin ripoff?).

Orion gets his people into various scrapes in this one and as a central character, steadily continues the emergence that started in book 3. Good future scifi book this one, with the gloves taken off completely due to there being no need for historical context.

Ben Bova’s better books tend to be based around historical events, whether they be distant past or very near future. Possibly his best is Millenium, which is the sequel to Kinsman, being set on the close of the 2nd millenium. However, the historical context falls away somewhat due to the central core of Millenium being the lunar colony fighting for indepence. Erm – we ain’t got no lunar colony yet …

So how do they come together ?

I’ve read the Orion series a few times now and always remember them being pretty decent. I’ve matured a fair bit as a reader though since reading these for the first time. I’ve also read better authors so I’m less forgiving with the content. Ben Bova’s a decent author but can suffer from loss of focus in the narrative. That’d be when your imagination, fed by the words, can’t quite keep up the picture of what’s going on. David Weber’s good at this, I can usually keep a picture in my mind of what he’s getting up to with ships flying around at half light-speed. But Ben Bova’s not quite up to that standard. Not quite top-quality English doesn’t stop a book being an addictive page-turner.

Worth reading 🙂 For a few reasons :

Interpretation of myth, legend and geological history, whether this be Troy, Jericho, Neanderthals, why we hate snakes or just who was responsible for chucking the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Deities and pondering why all that’s written about them seems to give the personality of spoilt children. The Greek pantheon gets a decent kicking but that’s nothing compared to what the Golden One gets …

I’m already piling through my next series, David Weber’s Ashes of Empire. 3 books, 2 down so far and I’m just starting the third 🙂 More on that later after I’ve finished the third.

PS I was contemplating having Chinese tonight but looking outside … Going out the door may lead to getting drowned and I’m too young to die.

Cake = yum :-) The other birthday person still ha…

Cake = yum 🙂

The other birthday person still has some cakes left. She’s trying to make me fat by pointing out the fact when I walk past her desk while heading to the kitchennette to make coffee.

Trekkin’ to the Cakes

Watched the new Star Trek today but before I get to that, special mention for a workmate 🙂

One of the better traditions at work is that birthday people bring in cakes. We had something special today, courtesy of the people behind Celebration Cakes. Absolutely gorgeous 🙂 There’s one definite sign of approval for Cakes – they go real fast. Plus one of my other colleagues now knows who he’s going to for his wedding cake next year …

Think I may have to stick around another year in hope of more from Celebration Cakes this time next year.

On to the show and I have to get one thing out of my system before saying what I thought of Star Trek :
(technophobes may want to skip a few paras)

Building a starship on the ground in a gravity well ?

NOOOOO !!!!!!!

And that’s a banging of the fists on the bars of the cot in true teddy throwing style. Everyone knows the shape of the Enterprise, it’s a saucer in front connected to a tubular secondary hull by a solid spine. There’s a pair of smaller tubes connected to the secondary hull via a pair of pylons. Ok, you could build a construction of that shape and scale on the ground but it would break itself into bits when you tried to move it into space. Plus it’s completely unnecessary and highly inefficient to build a space ship on the ground, as zero G makes it easier to fix the big bits together.

If you’ve ever built a model of something, it would be easier to glue things together if gravity wasn’t pulling the unsupported part towards the floor. Newton’s First Law : “An object remains at rest until acted upon by a force.” On Earth, that force is gravity acting on everything with an equal and opposite force coming from the chair stopping you from falling through the floor. In orbit, gravity is still present and acting but the net effect is that everything is falling at the same rate. So when the astronaut on the Shuttle releases a pen, gravity is acting on the pen, the Shuttle (Orbiter) and the astronaut equally, so they appear to remain in the same place relative to each other.

So it’s easier to build space craft in space. It’ll be why anything manned we send to the Moon or Mars will be sent up in small bits and then assembled in orbit.

Ok – techie bit finished, Technophobes can come out of hiding now 🙂

3 of the 4 Crazies who went to see this one really enjoyed it. Star Trek is a very old franchise now, with a huge history behind it. Loads of backstory throughout 5 series and now 10 movies (Nemesis never happened). So anyone adding anything to the Trek Universe has to cope with all that’s been written before. This is partly where Wolverine fell down, because it had to fit with what had come before in the 3 recent XMen films. It’s a very tough act to follow.

I have to agree with the critics (for a change 🙂 they’ve done a cracking job with this one. My geek and engineering sense is highly offended by that Ship-On-Ground scene but that’s just a few seconds in a very decent movie. The best films don’t take themselves too seriously and Simon Pegg adds in a good fun element as Scotty, although he is a bit comic relief next to the Big People in Spock, Kirk and Bones.

The storyline is a little weak but … this is Trek. Storyline don’t really matter, it’s how the characters interact with each other. And seeing how many of the famous cliches can be fitted in without making it corny 🙂 Although I don’t think I heard “you cannae break the laws o physics captin”. Actually, the less said about the storyline the better as there are some big surprises in there.

Geek things I noticed that I liked :
Shuttles entered through airlocks, shuttle bay unpressurised – opening the doors up means all the air in there escapes and air in a spaceship is a precious commodity. Wasteful to pump it all out, blow it all back in every time you go on a jaunt. ST:Enterprise fails here.

Engineering spaces that looked like engineering spaces. Although there was a lot more open space in them than there should have been. Space is a luxury on a ship, you make the best of what’s available.

Battered looking shuttles. This adds a little realism that wasn’t really capable of being shown just a few years ago. Computer graphics technology has improved to the point where we can show highly detailed textures overlaid on to complex models. So instead of “just out the car wash” shiny spotless shuttles, we have battered and tarnished workhorse shuttle hulls. As is right for something that has to repeatedly bear the brunt of going into a dense gas at 15,000 mph. (That’d be atmospheric re-entry)

There are a few things that make no sense whatsoever though and must be consigned to the worst Technobabble bin. They give a bit of a “we’re making this up as we go along” feel and detract from what’s otherwise very much a fun film.

One I’ll definitely be looking forward to getting on dvd (blu-ray?) so I can watch it on better gear than what’s at the cinema 🙂

Final verdict : 3 out of 4 sci-fi fans loved this movie.

Milestones and a little change

Been a little more stressful over the last few days, although I usually do my best to not allow the outside world to notice when I’m stressed. (The signs are usually me trying to stretch my back as it tenses up)

Couple of changes but mostly annual milestones getting passed.

One source of frustration over the last few months has been the satellite tv reception. As someone addicted to Input (as well as coffee and chocolate), I miss not being able to watch the stuff I want to watch. Plus there’s the frustration of being prevented from doing something you want to do, due to mechanical or electrical mishap. Ok, in the case of the satellite, it’s actually an agricultural mishap 🙂 due to the tree at the bottom of the garden blocking the signal. That’s what I reckon has been going on, although I can’t test it until I hook my skybox to someone else’s dish.

So that’s the first change, a bit of a mercy killing for the skybox. Oh, I also got two letters through the post today. The first was trying to get me to reactivate the repair plan for Sky, the second was acknowledging that I’d cancelled that plan. Left Hand vs Right Hand ?

All this meant I was a happy geek yesterday, tinkering with the new toy (Virgin V+ box) while watching England batter the West Indies in the cricket.

What’s the verdict on the Virgin system ? Got to say, there’s not actually that much useful information on their website. I had to go to wikipedia to find out how much recording capacity the box had. Well – coming from Sky Plus satellite, I’ve noticed :

Sharper picture. Things like being able to see a line around the box with the cricket score in it. Same telly, same SCART lead, different signal source. Could be because my Skybox was clapped out.
Skyplus is a friendlier system to operate – the menus are faster and smoother.
Recorded stuff planner. Again, Skyplus is better here, simply because it has oldest at the top. So you know what to watch first. Not usually much sense watching episode 5 before episode 1.
Tuners – Skyplus has 2, V+ has 3. Record 2 things, watch another.
HD ready – I’m still waiting for my TV to quit on me but it’ll be good to be able to plug a new one up to the box in time. Sky either do normal TV or HD, the V+ is one box doing both. It ain’t 1080p though, either 1080i or 720p.
On demand TV – Sky has Multistart but a satellite system just can’t compete with cable for true On Demand. Managed to watch the first two episodes of Dexter season 3, which were amongst the victims of my clapped out Skybox.

Milestone 1 was performance appraisal, which comes around every year. I’m seen as fairly efficient at work (and do nothing to counter that notion, if “do nothing” is the right phrase !) but it’s always a worry in case there’s a surprise coming. I get on pretty well with my boss, 2nd RO and the blokes in charge of them and manage my work activities quite professionally. Although I could do with working on my absent mindedness, which can lead to me forgetting to do stuff.

And the second milestone is the one that was causing the most stress. One thing guaranteed every year is that I’ll leave the MoT test for the car as late as possible. Well, it would have run out tomorrow, so I’m actually a little earlier than I have been in the past. The Focus I bought last year has done pretty well so far, the only sign of trouble was the brake warning light coming on. I put that down to a faulty sensor being loose, as the feedback from the car was :

Solid brake pedal – so no issues with low or poor brake fluid
Excellent braking performance – so I had brakes on all 4 wheels
Straight line braking – same with the potential of bad brakes
Trusty handbrake

Warning signs should be kept an eye on but sometimes it’s a false alarm. And I’ve not seen that red light when I shouldn’t have for a few months now. The MoT tester guy didn’t spot anything wrong with the brakes today. Nothing wrong with anything actually, except for the trim thing I’m not fixing for superstitious reasons.

Every car has at least one problem – I’m very happy for that problem to be a bit of badly fitting trim 🙂 Much better that than the absent handbrake of the Puma.

Right – back to what I’ve been doing since I got bored with IPL cricket, book + music 🙂

PS Last milestone – it’s gotten warm enough that the butter is starting to spread easily. That’s an important milestone for me each year, cos it means I can have buttery toast for breakfast. Or should that be toast with my butter …

To the movies

The Crazies have a habit of checking out the movies as they come out in the cinema. The latest couple have been Outlander and the new XMen film, Wolverine. So what did we think of them ?

Let’s start with Outlander :

Spaceship crashes, survivor struggles to the shore. But … there’s a hitchhiker along who is Big N Nasty With Claws. There’s the expression “as big as a house”, well this alien nasty is as big as an office block. Oh – our survivor and his hitchhiker have landed at around the 7th century, in Viking territory.

We didn’t have much in the way of expectations with this one but we ended up really enjoying it 🙂 There’s a required minimum of scifi on show here but it doesn’t get in the way of the story. Just enhances it by allowing the Monster vs Alien Sole Survivor vs Vikings setting to make sense. The plot is telegraphed all the way through but that doesn’t obstruct you as you sit back and enjoy the show.

Good bit of Viking fun along the way, look out for the athletic drinking game. We also have the highly photogenic Sophia Myles playing a major role in this one, will be looking eagerly for more from this actress in the future 🙂

Film 2 ! XMen Origins Wolverine

This one’s the fourth XMen film made recently, so it’s tied into the backstory built up in the 3 previous XMen films. So you’ll know where Logan went Heavy Metal and you know who put the metal in him. This fills in the gaps in a kind of Filming By Numbers way.

A good film but I just didn’t enjoy it as much as I did Outlander. (However, I was on a super-caffeine high when watching Outlander!)

Special mention for Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth, who puts everything into this role. I fear he may get typecast as Fierce Warrior Guy, especially after he put a similarly high quality effort into his part in Defiance. Wolverine also gives a guest role to possibly my favourite Xman, Gambit. Gambit has a lot of style and you really, don’t want to take him lightly. He’ll kick your butt.

Sooo – Outlander, well made, paper thin but highly enjoyable slashermonster flick. Will be buying this one and attempting to not drool too much when Sophia Myles comes on screen.
Wolverine : highest quality effects, as you’d expect from a high profile blockbuster but it kinda left me cold. They attempt to put a lot of gags in which don’t really come off due to most of the characters being pretty nasty pieces of work. With that sort around, humour doesn’t really ring true.

Now watching the Final Fantasy movie from 2001 again, with a bit of Warcraft and Eve later. I’m an input addict, so I find it difficult when on my own just to sit and eat. At home, I’ll munch while watching something. At work, I’ll be peeking at the internet (lunchtime!) or giving my brain a bit of exercise on Spider Solitaire :-). And because my Skybox has decided to give up almost entirely now, watching something means DvDs …

The Eve gang did something different last night, we went Alice and disappeared down the rabbit hole. Translation, we checked out a new bit of the game where you can peek in unexplored wormhole space. Curious 🙂 New things to see, new places to go and the same people to have a laugh with.

And it shares something with what I’m watching now – Final Fantasy was released in 2001 and there’s the well known Arthur C Clarke/Stanley Kubrick collaboration called 2001. Well – the Eve wormholes have the signature feature of 2001, Big Black Monoliths. I took screenies and will hopefully post one later 🙂