Thursday Thirteen – myths

1…. Electronic gadgets are powered by Smoke. If the Smoke escapes, the gadget doesn’t work any more.
2…. Cars do have indicators.
3…. Spending time in online games can lead to a successful life.
4…. Computer processors are actually miniature hamsters. If the system crashes, his wheel needs oiling. If it does something strange, someone fed him a mickey.
5…. Governments are there to help.
6…. Newspapers always tell the truth.
7…. Chocolate can be part of a calorie controlled diet.
8…. A road sign with numbers surrounded by a red circle (UK) is telling you the Minimum expected speed.
9…. Jason Bourne is still out there trying to get the CIA to stop hunting him.
(Guess what film I just watched !)
10.. The Ark of the Covenant is an alien power source and is being guarded somewhere by a secretive cult. (I actually read that somewhere – the guardians don’t last too long because of radiation from the Ark)
11… Aircraft are powered by Lift Demons. See Smoke Theory for more evidence that the power and oil companies are trying desperately to keep us under their thumb.
12… Dragons, faeries, sprites and other mythical creatures are out there. Keep a special watch out for pickpocketing leprechauns.
13… Donuts are non-fattening.

Don’t believe everything you read !